The Irish government is making spending cuts & tax increases to the tune of 6 billion euro this December. So even the people luckily enough to still have jobs stand a really good chance of not being able to keep up with mortgage repayments and all that crap stuff that comes along with paying for life. But it’s ok that we’re all going to be poor, because this year, the government are giving FREE CHEESE to the poor. CHEESE. Cheeeeese. It’s probably my favourite thing. Even before coats. And I have like 30 coats, which is a testament to how much I love coats…Cheese still wins. So, we’ll all be homeless and on the dole, but we’ll have tasty camembert to keep our minds of it.
Actually, when I think about it, it reminds me more of that episode of the simpsons where Homer buys the beer instead of the winning scratch card because he can’t afford both. FAIL. Nice one, Mr. Government.